WHY ALBANIANS CAN'T BE TERRORIST!!
1.8:45 am is too early for us to be up.
2.We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3.Pretty people on the plane distracts us.
4.We would talk loudy and bring attention to ourselves.
5.With buk, djath, and raki on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6.We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put
our weapons down.
7.We would all want to fly the plane.
8.We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9.We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a
week before doing it.
LAST and most IMPORTANT:
10.We would have put our country's flag on the